I don’t care about the Super Bowl or football at all. But I most certainly DO care about the awesome fucking delicious ass food that is consumed by all on Super Bowl Sunday.

Things that I require include:
-Fucking 800 layer dip
-Many beers
-Buffalo tenders (Wings make me mad…just let me take a goddamn bite without hitting something that I, A) can’t bite into and B) would choke on if I did)
-All the chips and all the dips
-Ok some veggies too for those dips
-CHILI
-With so much cheese
-Burritos/tacos/quesadillas/enchiladas/fajitas/allthingsmexican
-Nachos (these are clearly distinct from the 800 layer dip and chips and dips, and, although they may fall into the “allthingsmexican” category, they deserve a standalone spot on my list
-Sandwiches (like gigantic ones, Italian ones, ones with so much turkey and so many vegetables)
-Guacamole (in addition to the other dips) (because I really think we’re going to make this tonight if nothing else)

And probably 1000 other things. Ice cream. Frappes.

Cookies and cakes.